About “President Afroman”

New Lyrics (c) Credible Threat/Gareth Henshaw 2023

I wasn't gonna be the President

but then I got high

It was a joke, not seriously meant

but then I got high

Now I'm living in the White House

and I know why (why man? Yeah, yeah, yeah)

because I got high, because I got high, because I got high... da-da-da-da-da-da

I wasn't gonna make a speech

but then I got high

No, I didn't want to lecture or preach

but then I got high

I only did it with no clothes on

and I know why (why man? Yeah, yeah, yeah)

because I got high, because I got high, because I got high... da-da-da-da-da-da

I didn't wanna go to Britain

but then I got high

By their food and their teeth, I ain't smitten

but I was so high

The Daily Mail got apoplectic

and I know why (why man? Yeah, yeah, yeah)

because I got high, because I got high, because I got high... da-da-da-da-da-da

I didn't wanna meet Greta

but then I got high

My advisor; he said that I'd better

but Man I was high

I only went and called her ET

and I know why (why man? Yeah, yeah, yeah)

because I got high, because I got high, because I got high... da-da-da-da-da-da

Shouldn't have called Trudeau 'a pussy'

but I was so high

I just wanted to watch the footy

You know I was high

Now he's bawling his fucking eyes out

and I know why (why man? Yeah, yeah, yeah)

because I got high, because I got high, because I got high... da-da-da-da-da-da

I didn't want to upset Vlad Putin

but then I got high

I told the world 'his ass needs whoopin'

because I was high

Please, man, I swear I'm sorry

I don't wanna die! (why man? Yeah, yeah, yeah)

because I got high, because I got high, because I got high... da-da-da-da-da-da

I should never have gone to China

Whilst I was so high

I said 'Xi's never seen a vagina'

You know I was high!

World War Three is starting next Thursday

and I know why (why man? Yeah, yeah, yeah)

because I got high, because I got high, because I got high... da-da-da-da-da-da

I made the whole world crap its pants

because I got high

I only did it for laughter and bants

because I got high

but my ratings are better than Biden's

and I know why (why man? Yeah, yeah, yeah)

because I'm high, because I'm high, because I'm high.. da-da-da-da-da-da

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